Football or Sex?

My phone rang on Monday 17th, Feb 2014 at around 2pm.

"Hi, bragado she said', 

I was excited. I love when ladies call me, it could be my lucky day. 

"How are you darling", i replied. 

The greeting went on and on for about 3 minutes, then the real reason why she called pop'd out; 

"There is a social media week in Lagos on Thursday and Friday, can i stay over at your place for 2 days, i don't want to miss it. Please." she said..

Still confused, I had no idea who it was.

"Where are you coming from" i asked...

"IFE" she said.

I was shocked! This girl finally called. It felt like....i just got laid! I was jumping up and down. 

Wednesday, 19th Feb, i got home excited. She was waiting for me at my crib. My favorite team, Arsenal was playing bayern...i was happy. I got dinner. My dick was happy!!!

We got talking, talking talking...8:45pm the match started. I sat down in front of my 32'in LED TV, with a bottle of Hennessey. Ozil missed a penalty, the tension started growing. Then i heard the door of the bathroom opened, i asked, 

"What’s up"

"I wanna take a shower" She replied, 

"Can I join you", I said

"No" she snapped. 

The No answer is always a yes in my dictionary. i got up, opened the bathroom door, she was naked. I was naked, fully charged. I started kissing her, she pushed me a lil, I pull her close again….and we did this for about 20 mins. 

I was so hard, my dick could enter a wall. I was ready for SEX! She wasn't, she kept pushing me OFF! 

Then i heard a loud noise from outside....GOAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!

I was so happy, wanted to find out who scored, with my hard dick, i turned round...running towards the bathroom door, then SMASHED!!

I went down HARD! My face smashed the floor, my hard dick hit the floor, my wet lips hit the floor, the bathroom curtain, toothpaste, and everything in the bathroom hit me hard….too hard I felt it.

The bathroom door opened slightly because of this "fall" force....I looked up...

BAYERN SCORED! 

Arsenal lost, I lost for dick for 48hrs, NO SEX